evo Bday | Michael Gentry of evo DC
Posted by mohawk on
May 28, 2009
Michael was born May 27, 1970. Nothing else happened that day. Seriously.
I am not great with words, but rather choose to express my views through pictures. I have been up many tireless nights trying to find whatever pics I could of young Gentry at play.
I found a picture of Michael with his first love……..Barbie. She would often ditch Ken in order to spend quality alone time with Michael. Sometimes after a long day of cruising their pink Barbie-mobile around Crescent Bar they would bundle up for a cozy nap on the couch.
I also stumbled across some pictures of Michael training for the 1978 junior Olympics trampoline team. His unorthodox trick selection, coupled with his incredible physique, got him banned after team trainers discovered that he was juicing. (And yes, those are real stars)
Michael, despite your old age and and overall creepy demeanor, your friends at the DC and in Fremont, wish you the happiest birthday you can have while coming to terms with your age in relation to those around you. Man, you’re old. We love you!
