Mustache May-hem

The time is almost upon us again. A glorious time of the year, where the flowers start to bloom, the sun invites us outdoors and we all finally get the chance to grow a mustache without fear or shame. Yes, I AM talking about ‘Mustache May,’ and yes, evo employees will be considered a disgrace to men-kind if they do not participate just because their girlfriend/wife/significant other can’t bear the sight of them.

Mustache May has been a long standing tradition at evo, and we encourage all evo employees to spread their mustache wings and soar spectacularly through the month of May. We’ve got the whole month to feel the breeze flowing through the whiskers of our upper lips and let the food build up on our face decorations, but there is one thing we can’t do - shave it off. We must wear them proud all month long, because to be eligible for any type of award, you have to keep it from May 1st to May 31st.

We have created the categories to include everyone, not just those who grow the most facial hair. Mostly because I would surely lose (along with Jake Hansen).

Criterion for judgement:

Must have the mustache for the entire month (pictures will be taken periodically)

Must be a mustache and not connected to a beard/goatee

“I think it’s important to stress that mustache’s are best worn solo. No need to pair them with a partner like Mr. Goatee, Dr. Soulpatch or Lt. Chops. The mustache needs to been seen proudly on one’s face and not have its glorious presence slighted by lesser facial hair.” - Tom Moreno

Awards will go to:

“Celebrity look alike” mustache

“Almost there” mustache

“Most manicured” mustache

“Grosses Brooke out the most” mustache

Best “Milk” mustache (picture/video or it didn’t happen)

So start explaining that your nightly cuddlefests might involve you being “little spoon” until June 1st, then take a good long look in the mirror and get ready to embrace 31 days of furry facial bliss.

Here are a few pictures of the evo employees who think they can hang for an entire month. We will be posting pictures periodically this month to update everyone on our mustache may-hem.